Hump Day Diversion 4.3.13 | #bestsongstohavesexto

Despite our generally schizophrenic TN weather, spring has officially sprung and in honor of the season for romance, this week’s Hump Day Diversion brings you some baby making music courtesy of #bestsongstohavesexto. If you’re not following #bestsongstohavesexto, it’s an interesting amalgamation of submissions from stangers offering up the choicest tracks from their sexy time soundscapes, a decent amount of dirty puns, and plenty of TWSS fodder.

And then, there’s this…

Who knows (wants to know) what that’s supposed to mean?  There is not nearly enough Prince represented, for the record.

And now, to cleanse your pallet (though still on topic)… some of No Country’s favorite songs on the subject… Probably definitely NSFW.

In the event that it is the anniversary of your birth…

Should you be unsure if your potential partner would be into it…

If you’re sure you’re into feet (see 3:41, wtf?)…

If you’re a cunning linguist…

If you need subtle reminders of the threat of venereal disease in your 90s slow jams… (“Be a little bit wiser baby, put it on, put it on”)

If your partner has somethin’ on the side…

(And the amazing Nick Offerman/Megan Mullally un-enbeddable excellence here)

Go forth and get busy, little bunnies. Happy Hump Day.